Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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