I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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