I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
