I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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