I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
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Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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