hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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