i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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