I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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