OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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