There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
be right there i have to get my cape
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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