i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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