Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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