Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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