Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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