I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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