I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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