it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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