Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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