There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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