I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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