Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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