And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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