she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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