every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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