Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night