we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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