all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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