Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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