You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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