you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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