Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We got so high we made milksteak
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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