talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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