My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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