You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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