There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I just want to make out with him forever
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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