Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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