Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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