Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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