My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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