No subtext here. People are naked.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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