i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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