Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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