I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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