But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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