How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i drank out of a bidet.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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