I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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