Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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