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(225): View more from Louisiana

Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.

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(303): View more from Colorado

True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back

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(706): View more from Georgia

This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!

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(406): View more from Montana

As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded

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(216): View more from Ohio

I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..

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(402): View more from Nebraska

if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?

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