But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
So many bounce houses so little time
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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