You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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