I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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