we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
high people should be assigned attendants
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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