Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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