she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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