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(813): View more from Florida

mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile

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(813): mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile http://tfl.nu/5jdq

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal

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(405): Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal http://tfl.nu/vikg

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(248): View more from Michigan

I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts

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(248): I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts http://tfl.nu/hn1f

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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(215): Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating. http://tfl.nu/ef4v

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(720): View more from Colorado

Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.

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(720): Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it. http://tfl.nu/chvq

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?

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(814): So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club? http://tfl.nu/yeac

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(314): View more from Missouri

I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment

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(314): I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment http://tfl.nu/5u6p

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(845): View more from New York

im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night

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(845): im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night http://tfl.nu/b154

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(908): View more from New Jersey

and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"

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(908): and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now" http://tfl.nu/8bck

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(404): View more from Georgia

she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.

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(404): she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it. http://tfl.nu/n6h2

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(513): View more from Ohio

Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.

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(513): Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen. http://tfl.nu/spnv

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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(610): I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now. http://tfl.nu/akfs

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(517): View more from Michigan

I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night

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(517): I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night http://tfl.nu/097x

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(708): View more from Illinois

Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.

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(708): Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves. http://tfl.nu/d1rk

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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.

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(775): This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door. http://tfl.nu/tqwh

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